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By smitty posted July 31st, 2014 at 12:45 PM

Chinese Woman Does The Most Stereotypical Thing Ever And Drives Directly Off A Bridge

It's not even funny anymore.

YT – July 30 morning, next to Hill County, Anhui, southern waterfront district, on the East River bridge closed, a car has turned the corner, and continued to drive through the bridge guardrail and falling into the river landscape. In her panic, rather than applying the brakes, the female driver hit the throttle instead and continued over the edge. The guardrail will need more than ten thousand yuan to repair.

That’s the worst mechanical failure these eyes have ever seen. No, I’m not talking about the car, I’m referring to the brain as a living machine. How THE FUCK does this happen? It would be one thing if the steering wheel locked up and/or the brakes failed, but this…this is grounds for banishing an entire sex and race from the roads. It’s not even funny anymore. It’s about saving lives. And the sad part is China should be more worried about it’s infrastructure. Wet toilet paper or Justin Bieber would’ve put up a better fight than that guardrail.

By smitty posted July 31st, 2014 at 12:00 PM

Nothing To See Here Just Jon Gruden Murdering The Mid-90′s Backwards Visor Look With Randall Cunningham

Chucky's doing a fine job mastering a look that nobody knew existed.
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Looks like Chucky’s doing a fine job mastering a look that nobody knew existed. Oh, 1995. What a time to be alive. Decent chance Gruden is also rocking camo-cargo pants and Gin Blossems is blaring in the background. Possibly Deep Blue Something.

Gruden was only 31 at the time when he took over as offensive coordinator for the Birds in ’95. Little did Scrambling Randall know in this photo that Gruden’s new “West Coast Offense” would effectively end #12′s career in Philly. Whatever, he was washed up and too injury prone at that point anyways. It’s cool cause we had Rodney Peete, Bobby Hoying and Ty Detmer to fill the void for a couple seasons. Not like Cunningham went on to have a few record breaking years with Minnesota shortly afterwards.

Screw Vick in ’04 Madden, Randall Cunningham will forever be the best video game QB of all-time.

By smitty posted July 31st, 2014 at 11:05 AM

Selfie Obsessed Russian May Have Spilled The Beans On Putin Lying About Troops Being In Ukraine

I hear Siberia is nice for a couple minutes this time of year.
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RUSSIA – Pictures which claim to be from a selfie-obsessed Russian soldier which show him working on a missile launcher similar to the one that shot down MH17 appear to reveal that he was inside Ukraine. Alexander Sotkin, who says he is a communications specialist on social media has been posting selfies to his Instagram page, allegedly showing him operating military equipment, including a BUK missile launcher. Several of the pictures, which were uploaded to Instagram appear to show that his location was inside the Ukrainian border.

Looking smooth, Comrade! One minute you think you’re hot shit to 35 followers on Instagram the next you accidentally commit treason. If Putin can’t deal with the gay infiltrating his country there’s no way he’ll stand for giving out strategic military locations via Selfie. I hear Siberia is nice for a couple minutes this time of year. But if this evidence starts a chain reaction that causes WWIII the history books will need to be altered even more by the victor. At least the last face that launched a thousand ships you actually wanted to teabag.

By smitty posted July 31st, 2014 at 10:20 AM

Introducing The Newest Cooking Show Sensation: Aunt Fi

Those granite counter tops are wayyyyyy too nice for someone who must to defend their culinary skills by saying "this ain't prison food motherfucker".

BAM! I think the Food Network just found it’s new star. Put Aunt Fi up against Gordon Ramsey and she’ll beat his Euro Trash ass back across the Atlantic. Nobody’s stopping Aunt Fi from making her Sweet Treats For Kids. Every child deserves to have one lil ol’ punk ass cinnamon roll in their lunch boxes. However, the possibilities of this being a Jimmy Kimmel prank is high. Those granite counter tops are wayyyyyy too nice for someone who must defend their culinary skills by saying “this ain’t prison food motherfucker”.

If we’re being honest with ourselves, that looks delicious. If we’re being more honest, that’s not a woman.

By smitty posted July 31st, 2014 at 9:30 AM

Wake Up With Nora Claire

Wake up with Nora Claire. I need some personal training.

Wake up with Nora Claire. I need some personal training.

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By bulldoggy posted July 31st, 2014 at 9:00 AM

Barstool Philly Local Smokeshow of the Day – Alyssa

Introducing Alyssa from Delaware. A model putting in time for both brunette and blonde squads. Have to love it. Nominate a Smokeshow by emailing Facebook links to phillytips@barstoolsports.com

Introducing Alyssa from Delaware. A model putting in time for both brunette and blonde squads. Have to love it.

Nominate a Smokeshow by emailing Facebook links to phillytips@barstoolsports.com

By smitty posted July 30th, 2014 at 5:30 PM

Miranda Kerr Is The Direct Cause For Two Guys Fighting So Naturally She Posts Herself Half Naked On Instagram

Women. Will do anything to fuel the fire.

Because that’s what you do when you ruin lives. Take off the shirt, put on some jeans and take seductive pictures in the tub. Totally logical and not looking for attention. Women. Will do anything to fuel the fire.

I guess when you’re this hot you can do whatever you want. Broad regularly throws homewrecking haymakers left and right.

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By smitty posted July 30th, 2014 at 5:00 PM
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