Of course this happened in France. Of course it did.
Of course this happened in France. Of course it did. It’s definitely a big time scum move, but I guess we should give him credit for not surrendering the Binaca when initially threatened. Baby steps towards fighting your own fights is better than nothing.
And I’m not saying salmon pants didn’t eventually deserve to have his head create the sound of a church bell off a metal pole. The last time we saw a wardrobe that Eurotrash it was at an Eagles tailgate.
And yes, I stand by the term "Floundering".
And yes, I stand by “Floundering”. Those mental midgets on the rundown couldn’t see it’s an endearing term for a larger person who does well in the water. Don’t ask me why, it just works. Chip ain’t skinny. I love the guy, but he’s as frumpy as frumpy gets. If he would’ve failed at the dive I would’ve compared him to a land mammal not familiar with the water. A Garfield or Precious, if you will.
Could use a SLAM. Otherwise, good looks.
And I officially have been listening to SLAM on repeat for the past 20 minutes and have no plans on stopping for the next 20 hours. Minimum.
Ricky Vaughn's debut would've been a 1,2,3 inning with 3 backward K's if he was behind the plate.
So Taney went down last night 8-1 to a bunch of hackers from Vegas who may or may not be on every steroid in the book. Seriously. These “kids” were 13 going on 30 and I currently wouldn’t mind having half that lineup bat for the Phillies.
Good for them. They hit, Taney didn’t. But how about the strike zone on sausage fingers? It should be letters to the knees and maybe an inch or so outside the corners. This guy was ringing up little shits Ricky Vaughn’s debut would’ve been a 1,2,3 inning with 3 backward K’s if he was behind the plate. If I had my fingers blown off in ‘Nam I’d keep that thing away from view at all costs. Blue was whipping out his stump and ringing kids up on pitches almost on the opposite side of the batter’s box. Volunteer or not, chodefist wanted the game to be about him. Not the kids. Or he was racist. Even money on both.
Amateur allure vibe. Love it.
This team has more destiny in it than Rocky I, the first Mighty Ducks team and the '93 Phillies combined.
Collect your winnings here.
I’m comfortable to admit I am that degenerate enough to bet on Little League baseball. Hell, I would (and have) pull a Cosmo Kramer and bet on the departures and arrivals of airplanes waiting for a flight. But this, this my friends is a certified lock. This team has more destiny in it than Rocky I, the first Mighty Ducks team and the ’93 Phillies combined. Which means they CAN’T lose until they make it to the finals and face a superior Asian team that’s been bunting since birth. It’s destiny.
It’s Taney time, bitches! Thanks to Russell Athletics for the jersey. Also a huge shout out to my iPhone4 for having the photographic abilities of a toaster.
Introducing Gina from Neumann. Neumann? Love it. A rarity from those parts, but love it. Keem it coming. Nominate a Smokeshow! Email facebook links to firstname.lastname@example.org
Introducing Gina from Neumann. Neumann? Love it. A rarity from those parts, but love it. Keem it coming.
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Weekend At Bernie's III.
Shiiiittttttt. I’ll have what they’re having and save it for the next time I’m forced to sit through a Phillies game or a general conversation with the/a woman. You can’t deny everyone in this video is having the time of their lives. It doesn’t even matter if these two statues been dead for hours and are like that because of Rigor Mortis. There’s no need to check for a pulse when you can give them sunglasses and start filming Weekend At Bernie’s III.
What do you do when your buddies are so stoned to beejeezus they literally just had a staring contest with Medusa? CHICKEN FIGHT!!!
Anyone who doesn’t think Rocky taking off from the foul line into the unknown is cute as fuck needs a gutcheck to their soul. Beyond presh. It must be nice to be able to get away with anything because you’re that adorable. That pup could have, and 100% did, take the dump of the century on that polyester 5 minutes before and he took flight and it’s cool. First and only time I did that we got the belt. Rocky knows he has his owners by the hearts and balls.
R. Kelly may need a new remix for Rocky believing too much.