DM – Stallion fighting has been illegal in the Philippines since 1998 but these horses were pictured yesterday, brutally fighting as hundreds of local onlookers cheered the animals on and enjoyed the show. The pictures were taken in T’boli, in the south of the Philippines where the villagers were watching a blood bath in honour of the annual Seslong Festival which celebrates local culture. Not only is the sport wheeled out in front of hundreds, despite its illegal nature, it is also even advertised on local tourism websites. The sport involves two stallions fighting over a mare on heat. The battle continues until one of the stallions gives up or one of the horses is killed. Villagers then place bets on which horse they think is more likely to win. The mare meanwhile is ties to a rope in the middle of the ring, defenceless as the males fight over her.
Something very awesome and powerful about these two dominant beats colliding in battle. Bull Fights are legal, right? And before you get all high and mighty and judge-y remember that your hands are bloody, too. We eat the tears and pain of billions of slaughtered animals every year without even thinking twice because it’s out of sight / out of mind. Google some of those slaughterhouse hidden cam videos and tell me watching two of God’s most magnificent creatures duke it out in the fenced circle isn’t more dignified. What’s wrong with watching some giant half-Centaurs honor each other through battle over some pussy? Would it be okay if we ate them afterwards and made teepees from their skin and hooves?
Dear God — this is how Michael Vick started isn’t it?
Never before has a regular street fight seen a “FINISH HIM” moment this definitive. This is BAD. Poor kid got hit with the finisher in front of the whole neighborhood and also EVERYBODY ON THE INTERNET. One of those moments you couldn’t ever live down in five lifetimes. Kinda like shitting your pants at school only instead of getting cracked on by your classmates you’ve got strangers on the internet creating GIFs of your asswhooping side by side with Rob Van Dam. Time to begin you new life as a coal miner in Afghanistan or some shit.
PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – The Eagles have agreed to a two-year contract with former Texans linebacker/special teams player Bryan Braman. Braman, 26 years old, was signed as a rookie free agent by Houston in 2011 and has been a standout on the Texans special teams units since entering the league, recording 31 tackles in his first three seasons.
AKA our fucking kind of guy. Hearts over smarts. Don’t care if he’s not going to play a snap outside of Special Teams, the man will be a cult hero in this city before he’s confined to a wheelchair.
With the attitude combined with the hair, this is possibly the closest thing to Lattimer we’re going to get in this city, and I love it. God help everyone if he makes his way off the Punt Return team and gets a place at the table.
Twitter going down for 20 minutes at a time. Obama forcing the entire universe to go Socialistic. And Domino’s not bringing back the Puff Pastry after getting 5K likes on Facebook. The facking madness of life!!! How will we go on as a society? Plus there’s no free speech in Australia? Mickey needs it to be known his pizza “Tasted Like Farts”. Let the man have his say, Domino’s.
In their defense, the instant you realize your pizza order is fucked up it’s literally the worst thing in the world. They might as well be selling Fascism. Overrides any issue of childhood hunger out there. Maybe not as a whole, but for that 20 seconds or so the anger and disappointment is compounded into so much raw emotion it’s like the energy in the single atom before The Big Bang. The plea for Temporary Insanity should only exist in a few situations to where you can’t be truly responsible for your actions, and expecting a certain food but getting something different is one of them.
Other scenarios for Temp Batshititty:
1) Walking in on the woman with another man.
2) Opening the fridge and expecting your food to be there but the roommate/family member has eaten it already.
3) Any video-game related frustration. If there were people in the room to murder when Todd Pinkston was dropping a basket catches in Madden or while playing The Water Temple in The Ocarina of Time, I’d currently be put away for life.
Absolute seeing red, blind rage in each situation.
nj.com – A man claiming to be the dead rapper Tupac Shakur was arrested Wednesday morning in Philadelphia after he used a hammer to smash windows of police cars parked at the 6th district station, according to CBS3. The 31-year-old man, who wasn’t identified, was wearing only boxer shorts and boots and claimed to be Tupac, according to the report. Police said he broke windows on 14 patrol cars and at least two windows on the station’s building, located in Center City. Police said the man appeared to be emotionally distraught and was taken to Thomas Jefferson University Hospital for a mental evaluation, according to CBS3.
Rejoice…Tupac is risen!
Honestly though folks, if this wasn’t the really Tupac Shakur then why aren’t they releasing his mugshot? I’ve been in this blogging game a long time and let me tell you something: cops only keep the photos secret if it’s a child or a rape case. Or I guess if you’re a 43 year-old Tupac whose been on the lam for 18 years and just got caught smashing police property all over Philadelphia and the cops don’t want to start a nationwide riot.
Just look at the clues 2Pac left. In one of his songs Makaveli once said “I get around”. A-round. Round. Circle. A circle is 360 degrees. Degrees. Diplomas. University. City. Center City. Smash all the windows of the Philadelphia police station in Center City.
It’s all right there in front of us.
When you get the seats, you gotta come with the goods. Ostrich shirt delivered.
I could get into how this kid / grown-ass man will regret this decision sometime down the line and how he wasted his money and how nobody should jump this hard into LeBron James fanaticism…but that’s not what bothers me. LeBron’s caption is what bothers me. “#WOW #WitnessHistory #StriveForGreatness”? That can’t be at all what you thought when this small probably Asian guy revealed a humongous psycho murderer mural of your likeness on his back. Why can’t athletes just be honest with us?
“Was minding my business getting a juice when as usual some fan started bothering me. Only this wasn’t a normal fan, this guy had this huge tattoo of me on his back and dead eyes like a zombie. Definitely a murderer. Look at this crazy shit. #FuckedUp #DontWearMySkin #OhWaitHeKindaAlreadyIs”
What do you think of the tat?