Frenchie Honorably Kicks Off A Fight With Pepper Spray To The Face

Of course this happened in France. Of course it did.

Of course this happened in France. Of course it did. It’s definitely a big time scum move, but I guess we should give him credit for not surrendering the Binaca when initially threatened. Baby steps towards fighting your own fights is better than nothing.

And I’m not saying salmon pants didn’t eventually deserve to have his head create the sound of a church bell off a metal pole. The last time we saw a wardrobe that Eurotrash it was at an Eagles tailgate.

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By smitty posted August 21st, 2014 at 11:10 AM

Chip Kelly Floundering Into Kiddie Pool Gets The Remix Treatment

And yes, I stand by the term "Floundering".

And yes, I stand by “Floundering”. Those mental midgets on the rundown couldn’t see it’s an endearing term for a larger person who does well in the water. Don’t ask me why, it just works. Chip ain’t skinny. I love the guy, but he’s as frumpy as frumpy gets. If he would’ve failed at the dive I would’ve compared him to a land mammal not familiar with the water. A Garfield or Precious, if you will.

Could use a SLAM. Otherwise, good looks.

And I officially have been listening to SLAM on repeat for the past 20 minutes and have no plans on stopping for the next 20 hours. Minimum.

via NIP

By smitty posted August 21st, 2014 at 10:25 AM

How About The Mitt On The LLWS Ump With The Strike Zone The Size Of The Ocean?

Ricky Vaughn's debut would've been a 1,2,3 inning with 3 backward K's if he was behind the plate.

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So Taney went down last night 8-1 to a bunch of hackers from Vegas who may or may not be on every steroid in the book. Seriously. These “kids” were 13 going on 30 and I currently wouldn’t mind having half that lineup bat for the Phillies.

Good for them. They hit, Taney didn’t. But how about the strike zone on sausage fingers? It should be letters to the knees and maybe an inch or so outside the corners. This guy was ringing up little shits Ricky Vaughn’s debut would’ve been a 1,2,3 inning with 3 backward K’s if he was behind the plate. If I had my fingers blown off in ‘Nam I’d keep that thing away from view at all costs. Blue was whipping out his stump and ringing kids up on pitches almost on the opposite side of the batter’s box. Volunteer or not, chodefist wanted the game to be about him. Not the kids. Or he was racist. Even money on both.

h/t @oneslicknic

By smitty posted August 21st, 2014 at 9:30 AM

Wake Up With Logan Stanton

Amateur allure vibe. Love it.

Amateur allure vibe. Love it.

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By smitty posted August 21st, 2014 at 9:00 AM

EASY MONEY: Vegas Has Taney, With Mo’Ne Davis On The Mound, At +250 Moneyline

This team has more destiny in it than Rocky I, the first Mighty Ducks team and the '93 Phillies combined.

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Collect your winnings here.

I’m comfortable to admit I am that degenerate enough to bet on Little League baseball. Hell, I would (and have) pull a Cosmo Kramer and bet on the departures and arrivals of airplanes waiting for a flight. But this, this my friends is a certified lock. This team has more destiny in it than Rocky I, the first Mighty Ducks team and the ’93 Phillies combined. Which means they CAN’T lose until they make it to the finals and face a superior Asian team that’s been bunting since birth. It’s destiny.

It’s Taney time, bitches! Thanks to Russell Athletics for the jersey. Also a huge shout out to my iPhone4 for having the photographic abilities of a toaster.

By smitty posted August 20th, 2014 at 6:20 PM

Barstool Philly Local Smokeshow Of The Day – Gina

Introducing Gina from Neumann. Neumann? Love it. A rarity from those parts, but love it. Keem it coming. Nominate a Smokeshow! Email facebook links to phillytips@barstoolsports.com

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Introducing Gina from Neumann. Neumann? Love it. A rarity from those parts, but love it. Keem it coming.

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Nominate a Smokeshow! Email facebook links to phillytips@barstoolsports.com

By smitty posted August 20th, 2014 at 5:40 PM

Can’t Get Enough Of These Two Guys Straight CONKED Out Of Their Gourd At A Music Festival

Weekend At Bernie's III.

Shiiiittttttt. I’ll have what they’re having and save it for the next time I’m forced to sit through a Phillies game or a general conversation with the/a woman. You can’t deny everyone in this video is having the time of their lives. It doesn’t even matter if these two statues been dead for hours and are like that because of Rigor Mortis. There’s no need to check for a pulse when you can give them sunglasses and start filming Weekend At Bernie’s III.

What do you do when your buddies are so stoned to beejeezus they literally just had a staring contest with Medusa? CHICKEN FIGHT!!!

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By smitty posted August 20th, 2014 at 5:20 PM

Rocky The 8-Week Old French Bulldog Needs Help Jumping Off The Couch And Into Your Heart

Beyond presh.

Anyone who doesn’t think Rocky taking off from the foul line into the unknown is cute as fuck needs a gutcheck to their soul. Beyond presh. It must be nice to be able to get away with anything because you’re that adorable. That pup could have, and 100% did, take the dump of the century on that polyester 5 minutes before and he took flight and it’s cool. First and only time I did that we got the belt. Rocky knows he has his owners by the hearts and balls.

R. Kelly may need a new remix for Rocky believing too much.

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By smitty posted August 20th, 2014 at 4:35 PM
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