The type of guy who drops his salary in casual conversation before diverting the topic to make sure you know he got laid over the weekend.
READER EMAIL: Instagram Hardo Of The Century
Smit, is this guys instagram bio thee most hardo bio in instagram history for a non-celeb? 6’8″? Trial lawyer? Wine enthusiast?? Relax hardo
Sweet relevant height drop, pal. He’s the type of guy who drops his salary in casual conversation before diverting the topic to make sure you know he got laid over the weekend. Do you know how he does Crossfit? Don’t worry, he’ll tell you. But I’m not gonna lie, I wouldn’t be surprised if women fell for the gag. The guy’s just laying it all out on the table for the ladies. He’s a decent looking, educated guy with a job that makes women wetter than the Nile. He even throws out there he’s got baggage. A complete humblebrag for honesty move in his mind with a “look at this cute puppy” kind of vibe. Every single aspect of this profile has been scientifically designed to grab pussy and it just might work.
In fact, I kind of like the cut of his jib. Let’s see if this route works for the ol’ SmittyBarstool IG Account (click to embiggen):
Eat shit, Esq. You got nothing on this life resume that reeks of severe depression. And now we play the waiting game.
Annndddd there’s a 1st-person POV of her taking the boom.
DILLON, SC – WBTW Sports Reporter Kelsey Riggs has a few bruises and sore spots, but otherwise she survived a huge hit on the sidelines during the Dillon/Darlington game on Friday night. Kelsey was set up on the sidelines of the high school football game while shooting great video of the matchup, and one play knocked her down – but not out.
Choo-Choo toots! Props for dusting herself off and staying on the sideline. Standing there with that camera has to be physically excruciating after taking a helmet directly to the tits. But can you still say keep your head on a swivel when you’re literally looking right at the train on the tracks chugging coming directly your way? Seriously. Ain’t no shame in taking Ludicras’ advice to heart in this situation.
Japan, always known for changing the game, has just done the unthinkable again and changed the game.
DailyMail - The somewhat bizarre Wearable Futon Air Mat Set was created by Tokyo-based Japanese office supply manufacturer King Jim. It can be fastened at the neck and the bottoms of the legs fold up to adjust for different heights. This can also change the fit of the ‘coat’ depending on the season. The pack includes an air mat to provide a full blanket and futon set so you don’t necessarily have to sleep on the ground with the wearable futon by itself
Well suck me sideways. Japan, always known for changing the game, has just done the unthinkable again and changed the game. The wearable futon suit is, for a lack of a better phrase, swagged out to the fullest. We’ve seen the wearable sleeping bag before but you can’t be snapping necks and cashing checks in anything that has a hood on it. This right here is Wall Street meets Sleepy’s. At first I saw the headline about a wearable bed but then I saw this dude up top and thought to myself, “just what in the heck are they talking about? That’s no bed, that’s just a really slick suit”. The thing just drips sex. The cuff on the pant leg is fresh, the wizard sleeve is fashion forward and you can wear this in any type of setting and nobody will ever even bat an eye. Versatile in every sense of the word.
Looks like the most comfortable time of my life.
Nothing compares to a good ol' Bill Burr rant on the topic of women.
“You know what makes women happy? Nothing.”
Solid points all around. Nothing compares to a good ol’ fashioned Bill Burr rant on women. The man is so filled with deep down, seething hatred towards the female species you can see it in his soulless eyes. I can’t even place an O/U on how many fur pies screwed him over growing up to have these feelings. Or maybe he’s just the only one with the brains and balls to constantly preach the truth. Probably a happy medium.
Tough crowd when he started chastising the NFL for wearing pink in October. I get what he’s saying 100% as the message of fighting breast cancer is getting lost in the popularity, but the topic of cancer isn’t exactly the go-to topic for laughs. Bashing motherhood, however, is hilarious.
Wake up with Luna Castilho. Now that’s some good bone structure. @barstoolbulldoggy
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Wake up with Luna Castilho. Now that’s some good bone structure.
Eat icy tits, feminists!
Eat icy tits, feminists! Quite possibly the worst move by the Flyers since (name a recent trade/Bryz contract) has finally been reversed. They heard the wrath of the people over the Ice Guys. Good to see the people win one for a change. Granted, I’ll take a Cup over a couple of Puck Sluts on the ice for 8 minutes a game, but that’s neither here nor there. Great call by the Flyers.
Long live our lovely ice fairies.
Re-introducing the lovely Chelsea. Had a reader email asking for more of the beautiful blonde, and upon looking her up I had no choice but to oblige. Chelsea can smoke it out on here as much as she wants. Need those Smokes. Email facebook pages to email@example.com.
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Re-introducing the lovely Chelsea. Had a reader email asking for more of the beautiful blonde, and upon looking her up I had no choice but to oblige. Chelsea can smoke it out on here as much as she wants.
Need those Smokes. Email facebook pages to firstname.lastname@example.org.
If that's not a couple of stuffed socks then that ain't normal.
Who is this jacked tranny and what has it done with Mickey Rourke? I would almost say props for taking attention away from the face. Almost. Also love how he’s got the reaction of “What the fuck you looking at?” Uh, hey Mick, you’re wearing pink sneakers, look like a lesbian bodybuilder and have a spiders nest palpitating in your pants. Even if he wasn’t famous that’s worthy of a snipe. Seriously though, if that’s not a couple of stuffed socks then that ain’t normal.
pic via DM