LeSean McCoy’s Classic E:60 Episode Taking Us Into The Weekend

Farewell, sweet low tipping Prince.

Farewell, sweet low tipping Prince. May Club Applebees in Buffalo treat you right on those lonely Saturday nights.

Let’s have a weekend.

By smitty posted March 6th, 2015 at 5:15 PM

And Here We Have Emily Ratajkowski Putting A Beatdown On Bridal Lingerie


I’m gonna go out on a limb and say she shouldn’t be wearing white on her wedding day. Heaven help every single bride out there that has just been put on notice. They never even stood a chance.

Obligatory link to NSFW Blurred Lines video. He may be a plagiarizing druggie but Robin Thicke had a good run solely based on shooting this video.

By smitty posted March 6th, 2015 at 4:50 PM

Friday Afternoon GIF City

The end is nigh.


This is our brand, spanking new feature on Friday afternoons in 2015. If you’re stuck in front of the computer at this point you deserve the most mindless, enjoyable material to help pass the time. So here it is: 10 or so random GIFS from the Internets to put the mind at ease for a couple minutes. Simple as that. Could be hot, funny, painful, new, old – whatever works. Enjoy.

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By smitty posted March 6th, 2015 at 3:55 PM

Check Out This Shopkeep Absolutely Boot An Angry Customer Out Of His Store


That’s one way to clear out the clientele. They don’t like it just 300 them into the pit. Actually, a bottomless hole would probably be more forgiving than whatever’s on that sidewalk. Once the skin touches that wet pavement it could be Hep-C for life.


By smitty posted March 6th, 2015 at 3:05 PM

Draftkings Is At It Again With The NBA $400K Main Event

I DARE you to challenge this lineup. It's a little something I like to call perfection.



This is it. This is definitely it. Draftknigs is back at it with a $400K prizepool with just a $20 entry fee. That means you can wake up tomorrow with not only a killer hangover, but an extra $100K in your internet pocket. Well worth the risk. And I DARE you to challenge this lineup. It’s a little something I like to call perfection. Because when your hopes and dreams lie on Luc Mbah a Moute, you know you have enough faith to believe in anything.

Micro Millions Main Event:

-$400,000 prize pool
- First place wins $100,000
- $20 to enter
- Top 4,625 scores win money guaranteed​
- Starts Friday, March 6 at 7:00 PM EST
- Salary Cap Style Drafting. $50,000 to select 9 spots. 8 players
- Roster Format: 1 PG, 1 SG, 1 SF, 1 PF, 1 C, 1 G, 1 F, 1 Utility​


By smitty posted March 6th, 2015 at 2:35 PM

This Week In Internet Porn Comments Are Bizarre


If it’s Friday, it’s time for the PornHub Comments Of The Week. A nice little way to head into the weekend feeling better about yourself because as weird as you may be, at least you’re not a total freak commenting on porn. Real talk, the users on Pornhub weren’t throwing as much gas this week as they typically do. It actually took a lot of digging and searching to find these hidden gems. Or maybe I just wanted to see more videos. Either way, without further ado, here are the most bizarre comments from this week in internet porn.

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This was on a cumshot compilation video so I have no other option but to believe that Baldoro is referring to jizz when he says “the babies”. Which is hilarious.

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For only 25 cents a day, you could help starving children in Africa by sending fresh water and fresh pussy to eat.

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By jordie posted March 6th, 2015 at 2:10 PM

Vegas Site Already Takes Odds For Mariota Coming To Philly Bet Off The Board

There's no reason why Chip shouldn't have laundered a cool $7 million to Bovada then sell his soul to get Saint Mariota.


via BGN

Yesterday on Bovada.com:

Will Marcus Mariota be on the Eagles Roster for game 1 of the 2015 Regular Season?

Yes +400 (4/1)
No -700 (1/7)

A couple hours later it was Yes +250 No -400.

And today it’s off the board completely. Interesting…


I’m not going to be the one to bite the hand that feeds me the dick that fucks me in the ass, but those odds from Vegas are OUTRAGEOUS. +400? There’s no reason why Chip shouldn’t have laundered a cool $7 million to Bovada then sell his soul to get Saint Mariota.

As far as it being thrown off the board already, it only means Bovada was getting HAMMERED with YES bets. That’s all. It doesn’t necissaraly mean it’s a lock for Mariota to come to Philly like Barchard suggests, but people seem to think it’s a done deal. And they took advantage on that tasty line.

UPDATE: Annndddd just like that the lines are back up with Mariotta going to the Eagles at 2-1. That was fun.

By smitty posted March 6th, 2015 at 1:20 PM

Feast Your Eyes On Possibly The Greatest Alley-Oop Of All-Time

Definitely didn't see that coming.

Definitely didn’t see that coming. That Mary comes prancing in like Peter Pan after snorting 4 lines of glitter and BOOM! A perfect kick off the backboard and his friend comes out of nowhere for the NBA Jamish throwdown. Perfect. If that gym was full of black people the amount of energy released would have rivaled an atomic bomb.

By smitty posted March 6th, 2015 at 11:55 AM
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