Old School NFL Team Raps Taking You Into The Weekend

Because why the hell not?

 
Because why the hell not? As boss as boss gets. Let’s have a weekend.

 

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By smitty posted September 19th, 2014 at 5:10 PM

Friday Afternoon GIF City

Almost time to punch out.
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This is our new feature on Friday afternoons during the Autumn months. If you’re stuck in front of the computer at this point you deserve the most mindless, enjoyable material to help pass the time. So here it is: 10 or so random GIFS from the Internets to put the mind at ease for a couple minutes. Simple as that. Could be hot, funny, painful, new, old – whatever works. Enjoy. 

 

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By smitty posted September 19th, 2014 at 4:30 PM

4chan Posted A Hoax Ad Saying An iPhone Could Be Charged In The Microwave So Of Course People Tried It Out

How'd that work out for ya?

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Who is this 4chan guy and why is he doing something other than leaking smut to the world?

You don’t even have to nuke your iPhone for it to shit the bed. If there’s 1,000 ways to die then there’s a gazillion ways to mess up your phone. Only RGIII more brittle than those screens. I still have a iPhone 4s and am SHOCKED it didn’t explode while trying to download the last update. But facts are facts. If you’re stupid enough to put your phone in the microwave you might as well do mankind a favor and try to fit yourself in there, too.

h/t Schwartz and Ryan

By smitty posted September 19th, 2014 at 3:25 PM

EA SPORTS And NHL ’15 Are STILL Looking For The Biggest Hockey Fan In Philly – Contest Ends 9/22

#HockeyIsBetterInPhilly

 
We know the truth. #HockeyIsBetterInPhilly. Plain and simple. All these other cities are talking the talk but we know how to walk the walk – Now we have to prove that Philly is the best hockey town in this great nation.

EA SPORTS And NHL ’15 are still looking for the biggest hockey guy or girl in Phillly. What’s at stake? Pride for all your fellow Philadelphians. Oh, and a bunch of great prizes, including a trip to Boston to play NHL ’15 against the other Barstool cities for a grand prize of:
 
1. A new Xbox One entertainment and gaming console.
2. The NHL 15 video game for Xbox One by Electronic Arts.
3. $1,000.
 

All you have to do is Tweet out why #HockeyIsBetterInPhilly and you have a shot at glory. Here’s a good example of what we’re looking for.

 

 
That’s it. Win today and we walk together forever.

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By smitty posted September 19th, 2014 at 2:30 PM

Philadelphia Man Wanted For Robbing Store at Banana-Point

If we're being totally honest here, I think this is an innocent man.

AP -  Police in Philadelphia say a man used a banana he swiped from a convenience store counter to simulate a gun while he robbed the place. The footage shows a man entering the corner grocery store on Tuesday. He waits in line and then takes a banana from the counter by the cash register. The suspect then sticks the banana in a front pocket of his sweatshirt and points it toward the cashier. Police say the man demanded money and cigarettes, and made off with an undetermined amount of cash. The video shows him riding off on a bicycle.

I guess I can somewhat understand that ‘simulating a weapon’ is against the law but if we’re being totally honest here, I think this is an innocent man. Obviously he’s a total low-life scumbag, but c’mon, you cannot arrest someone for using a banana to hold up a store. The only threatening thing about a banana is that little black piece at the bottom. That’s poison and if you eat it you’re dead. But there’s zero difference between what we just saw in that video and someone casually walking up to the cash register and politely asking for the money. If anything, the dude working behind the register needs to lose his job for giving in so easily. Unless he has a serious potassium allergy, which I’m not even sure is possible or not, there’s no excuse for that. And sure, if it were me working there I would have ran away as fast as I could. Can’t take any chances like that. But I’m not the one applying for jobs at West Philly convenience stores. You don’t take that job if you’re not prepared to get a gun pointed at you on a weekly basis. Part of the job requirement should be to take an oath to at least put up some sort of fight in the case of a robbery. This dude broke the oath and he comes out of this whole scenario looking the worst.

By jordie posted September 19th, 2014 at 1:40 PM

It’s The First Day Of Camp And Claude Giroux Is Already Hurt

Only 15 minutes into practice #1?!?!?!?!

BSH – Claude Giroux has a lower-body injury, perhaps something wrong with his groin or leg, and he left practice just a few minutes into the first day of Flyers training camp Friday. Ron Hextall announced that the team is evaluating Giroux’s condition and will only say that it’s a lower-body ailment. Initial reports from Voorhees made it seem like this was nothing serious, but then time passed and Giroux didn’t return. Darroll Powe, in Flyers camp on an AHL contract, replace Giroux in line rushes, and Claude never returned to the ice. Judging from these comments from onlookers, it seems like a muscle problem in his leg is the best guess … but we’ll see.

Only 15 minutes into practice #1?!?!?!?! Fuck, G. Well, at least it wasn’t on the golf course.

Typical “Lower Body Injury” vagueness from the hockey guys. You can literally be decapitated and they’ll describe it solely as an “Upper Body Injury”. But like Broad Street Hockey indicates, hopefully it’s just muscular. Or the side effects of a curable STD. Either way, we need The Captain out there on the ice.

h/t The Alaskan Gambler

By smitty posted September 19th, 2014 at 1:00 PM

Guess That Ass

Sweet tush.

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By smitty posted September 19th, 2014 at 12:40 PM

Hell Hath No Fury: Dom Brown Got Put ON NOTICE By His Baby Mama On Instagram

WOW.
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WOW. An evisceration like no other. That .237 BA and 10 homers from a supposed superstar in the making is the least of his worries. Or maybe that’s why he’s a no-talent bum other than for 3 weeks in early 2013. All of his efforts have been dedicated to another wood.

Did you know there were actually times the Phillies could have given up Brown for Roy Halladay (in 2009), Jose Bautista or Giancarlo Stanton? I’d be happy if they could trade him for Desi Relaford and two buckets of warm piss at this point. Thanks Rubes!

PS – Creating a brand new account solely to perform a public lashing on Instagram is a straight PSYCHO move. Not to mention the clapping emoticons. Never stick your dick in crazy, kids.

By smitty posted September 19th, 2014 at 11:55 AM
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