[note: Just looked this up and video is actually from July and was blogged by Feits. Still posting since I never saw it/don't remember it and assume a lot of you are in the same boat.]
Three minutes, guys? That’s insanity. There are way too many baseball players and horrific ACL injuries and videos of El Presidente stuffing his face with “one bite” pizza to think about to be busting a nut in three minutes. Just takes the tiniest bit of visualization and self-control. Makes me a little sad for my gender to hear those facts. Gotta fuck these ladies better than that, fellas.
The most important lesson here isn’t about delaying ejaculation by picturing NaVorro Bowman’s knee going the wrong way though, it’s about finding that special someone. Knowing these facts, regardless of what you think about her personality, if you roll up on a chick who squirts and takes loads to the face and swallows and orgasms through vaginal sex — HOLD ONTO HER. Bitch is like 0.001 percent of the total population. Who cares if she doesn’t understand free agency or DVR’s My 600 Pound Life? She’s a keeper.
Have a great weekend!
PS – My guess is that Marty has always known more than he let on.