Utah’s QB Decided To Hurdle A Defender And Is Going To Be Tasting Turf For The Next Couple Weeks

 

 

Respect the heart and hustle, but yeah, probably not the smartest move. That’s exactly what happens when a QB leaves his feet 6-yards shy of the first down marker. Open season is declared on the body.

By smitty posted September 20th, 2014 at 5:01 PM

Flyers Go With 2012 Winter Classic Jerseys for Thirds, Still Send Out The Smoke Patrol

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The Flyers have been cock teasing us all summer long with this third jersey. Personally, I would have enjoyed going back to black since it doesn’t get much more bad ass than that. But all things considered, going with the 2012 Winter Classic was a much safer bet. Those jerseys are flames on top of flames. Anyone who says differently is a¬†liar¬†and a¬†cheat. You don’t want to associate with those types of individuals. As the old saying goes, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”. These jerseys are hot fire and they’ll be wearing them for¬†12¬†games this year. What does that mean, you ask? An automatic 12 wins for the boys.

P.S. – Maybe¬†some sort of¬†addition to the shoulders would be nice but maybe I’m just nitpicking.

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By jordie posted September 20th, 2014 at 4:05 PM

Barstool Philly Sports Podcast – Week 3 Fantasy Football Chat With @BalesFootball

 
Like last week, I STRONGLY recommend listening to the Soundcloud than attempting to watch that video. Not because I don’t think you should gaze at our beautiful mugs, but apparently my toaster also seconds as my router. Very choppy video. Thanks again, Comcast.
 

 
 
LISTEN HERE
 

 

Pretty self explanatory by this point. Myself and Fantasy Football guru and Draftkings Pro Johnathan Bales give you our thoughts, picks and sleepers for Week 3. Also put a little wager down on the Saints this week. Basically, Drew Brees’ o/u for TD passes at home vs. Minn should be set at 40. And I’d still hammer the over.

Any last fantasy questions? Shoot them at us @SmittyBarstool or @BalesFootball. Also, Jonathan’s got a really good package filled with insight for you Fantasy Football players. Doesn’t matter if you have a season long league or play cash games weekly, he’ll give you everything you need to know. Definitely check out his 2014 Weekly In-Season Package here.

Smitty’s 3 NFL Spanks (2-1 last week, 6-3 overall):

Bal +1.5

Pats -14.5

Bears +2.5

By smitty posted September 20th, 2014 at 11:45 AM

Old School NFL Team Raps Taking You Into The Weekend

 
Because why the hell not? As boss as boss gets. Let’s have a weekend.

 

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By smitty posted September 19th, 2014 at 5:10 PM

Friday Afternoon GIF City

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This is our new feature on Friday afternoons during the Autumn months. If you‚Äôre stuck in front of the computer at this point you deserve the most mindless, enjoyable material to help pass the time. So here it is: 10 or so random GIFS from the Internets to put the mind at ease for a couple minutes. Simple as that. Could be hot, funny, painful, new, old ‚Äď whatever works. Enjoy. 

 

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By smitty posted September 19th, 2014 at 4:30 PM

4chan Posted A Hoax Ad Saying An iPhone Could Be Charged In The Microwave So Of Course People Tried It Out

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Who is this 4chan guy and why is he doing something other than leaking smut to the world?

You don’t even have to nuke your iPhone for it to shit the bed. If there’s 1,000 ways to die then there’s a gazillion ways to mess up your phone. Only RGIII more brittle than those screens. I still have a iPhone 4s and am SHOCKED it didn’t explode while trying to download the last update. But facts are facts. If you’re stupid enough to put your phone in the microwave you might as well do mankind a favor and try to fit yourself in there, too.

h/t Schwartz and Ryan

By smitty posted September 19th, 2014 at 3:25 PM

EA SPORTS And NHL ’15 Are STILL Looking For The Biggest Hockey Fan In Philly – Contest Ends 9/22

 
We know the truth. #HockeyIsBetterInPhilly. Plain and simple. All these other cities are talking the talk but we know how to walk the walk – Now we have to prove that Philly is the best hockey town in this great nation.

EA SPORTS And NHL ’15 are still looking for the biggest hockey guy or girl in Phillly. What’s at stake? Pride for all your fellow Philadelphians. Oh, and a bunch of great prizes, including a trip to Boston to play NHL ’15 against the other Barstool cities for a grand prize of:
 
1. A new Xbox One entertainment and gaming console.
2. The NHL 15 video game for Xbox One by Electronic Arts.
3. $1,000.
 

All you have to do is Tweet out why #HockeyIsBetterInPhilly and you have a shot at glory. Here’s a good example of what we’re looking for.

 

 
That’s it. Win today and we walk together forever.

Click Here For Official Contest Rules

By smitty posted September 19th, 2014 at 2:30 PM

Philadelphia Man Wanted For Robbing Store at Banana-Point

AP -  Police in Philadelphia say a man used a banana he swiped from a convenience store counter to simulate a gun while he robbed the place. The footage shows a man entering the corner grocery store on Tuesday. He waits in line and then takes a banana from the counter by the cash register. The suspect then sticks the banana in a front pocket of his sweatshirt and points it toward the cashier. Police say the man demanded money and cigarettes, and made off with an undetermined amount of cash. The video shows him riding off on a bicycle.

I guess I can somewhat understand that ‘simulating a weapon’ is against the law but if we’re being totally honest here, I think this is an innocent man. Obviously he’s a¬†total low-life scumbag, but¬†c’mon, you cannot arrest someone for using a banana to hold up a store. The only¬†threatening¬†thing about a banana is that little black piece at the bottom. That’s poison and if you eat it you’re dead. But there’s zero difference between¬†what we just saw in that video¬†and someone casually walking up to the cash register and politely asking for the money. If anything, the dude working behind the register needs to lose his job for giving in so easily. Unless he has a serious potassium allergy, which I’m not even sure is possible or not, there’s no excuse for that. And¬†sure, if¬†it were¬†me working there I would have ran away as fast as I could. Can’t take any chances like that. But I’m not the one applying for jobs at West Philly convenience stores. You don’t take that job if you’re not prepared to get a gun pointed at you on a weekly basis. Part of the job requirement should be to take an oath to at least put up some sort of fight in the case of a robbery. This dude broke the oath and he comes out of this whole scenario looking the worst.

By jordie posted September 19th, 2014 at 1:40 PM
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