Your 63-74 Philadelphia Phillies Throw A No Hitter

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If the Phillies throw a no-no and literally nobody cares, does it even happen? Just shut down the season now on a high note.

Cole Hamels pitched 6 no-hit innings before his count reached 108 (5 walks). Diekman shut down the 7th with Giles throwing his usual heat in the 8th. Then the Lord Of The Douche rounds it out with a 1-2-3 9th. At this point they should’ve just let Hamels finish the race. A 200 pitch no-no is 100x more noteworthy. But I guess we’ll take it for what it is – The Phillies 12th no hitter in a season of shit. Congrats.

By smitty posted September 1st, 2014 at 4:35 PM

An Eagles Life: LeSean McCoy

An Eagles Life: LeSean McCoy from Philadelphia Eagles on Vimeo.

6 days. Just wake me up the Rocky montage begins, fireworks fill the air and Eye Of The Tiger kicksoff the season. Can’t wait.

GETCHA SHADY SHIRTS WHILE THEY’RE HOT:

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By smitty posted September 1st, 2014 at 12:05 PM

CHOP Patient Performs “Bald So Hard” In Hopes Of Meeting Jay-Z At Made In America

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – Jay Z’s Made in America Festival is hitting Philadelphia this Labor Day weekend, and a young cancer patient has high hopes of meeting the rap star. In a YouTube video released today that’s poised to go viral, Tom, an oncology patient at CHOP, covers two Jay Z songs.
The first, which Tom has renamed “Bald So Hard,” focuses on the loss of his hair due to chemo.

So this is going viral in Philly this weekend, and for all the right reasons. I’m not saying this to be nice because if you make fun of cancer patients you’ve bought a first class ticket to hell, but those lines are legit. Better than legit.

Make it happen Jiggaman. And keep on fighting the good fight, Tom. #RightOnFightOn

By smitty posted August 31st, 2014 at 1:25 PM

Sweet Mother Of God Coco Austin’s Booty Shouldn’t Be Street Legal

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(all pics via The Daily Mail)

That’s a lotta ass. Detective Tutuola needs a search warrant every time he goes into for that thing. Legitimately, do people really find the Amazon lady look attractive? Sure, I’ll take the death by Snu-Snu route on the way out of this life, but this just doesn’t look appetizing. To each their own.

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Gangsta moobs:
 

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By smitty posted August 30th, 2014 at 12:15 PM

Eli Manning’s AMA Session Went Swimmingly

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I’m sure there were some legitimate questions and answers mixed in here and there in the entire Reddit AMA. Actually, it was a pretty good and interesting session. Just this single screenshot made me smile. I actually respect Eli more than I should. Don’t exactly have enough ammo to hate on someone who has 2 rings when you have 0. Regardless, he still has the permanent look of someone who was overcooked in a dutch oven.

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PS – Seem? Are.


h/t Chris

By smitty posted August 30th, 2014 at 11:25 AM

Every Single ‘GODDAMNIT’ From It’s Alway Sunny In Philadelphia Taking You Into The Weekend

Goddamnit Charlie, let’s have a holiday.

h/t @_schaefferBMW

By smitty posted August 29th, 2014 at 4:05 PM

Here’s Alex Henery’s Reaction When Cody Parkey Booted His 2nd 50+ Yard FG, Essentially Cutting The K From The Eagles

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Annddddd NOW:

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Aw, shucks. Is anyone home? Look at those lifeless eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. Not a lot of lettuce growing on that patch, either. Rough year for the kid. If you’re strong enough to open the door on your own don’t let it hit you on the way out. Even Trent Coles face says PEACE.

BONUS: #58′s Game Day Dance:

By smitty posted August 29th, 2014 at 3:10 PM

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By smitty posted August 29th, 2014 at 1:50 PM
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