There are some very basic rules in life that we all must follow in order to remain safe. Everybody has their own individual lists and rationale, but generally anyone who plans on being happy and successful in life has to have these three things understood: Bacardi 151/Everclear is a mistake, hooker BJ = condom ON, and never fuck with an MMA fighter. Those three very basic tips will get you through some of the worst possible moments involved in the human experience. You wanna be throwing up knives in an alley somewhere with burning pee a concussion? Don’t take my advice. You wanna live a happy, peaceful existence? Stick with Jameson and let the comment the 13 year-old MMA kid said about your sneakers slide.