Just so you know that even when he was in 10th grade The Rock was big enough to murder you. Crusty gardener stache, thin gold chains, super-tight white nuthuggers — apparently Rocky came out of his mother a full-grown Latino man and slowly morphed Benjamin Button-style into the raceless behemoth he is today. Nature is amazing, isn’t she?

Plus 10 points for the junior varsity ghetto blaster.