DMThe transgender, six-foot-eight basketball player who caused a stir when she joined a local women’s team has made her court-side debut. Gabrielle Ludwig, 50, who was born Robert John Ludgwig, and made her transition into womanhood this past July, and joined the Santa Clara’s Mission College basketball team only two weeks ago. In her debut, she scored a modest two points and made two rebounds. Ludwig said that she was embraced by her teammates from the beginning. ‘We didn’t think about her being a transsexual,’ one teammate told CBS Sacramento. ‘She’s 6-7 (sic). Who doesn’t want that?’ The game, which was against Delta College, was an intense one. While Ludwig managed to score a modest two points at make two rebounds, Ludwig said she is proud of herself. ‘I know who I am,’ she told the station. ‘There’s a lot of layers to who I am and I’m proud of myself.’ Delta College ended up winning the game.

It’s hard to fathom playing this poorly as a LeBron-sized man-lady going against community college women’s competition. These girls are 19 & 20 years old. Only like 5 of them are above 6 feet. Whatever the opposite of dominant is — that’s what Gabrielle Ludwig was.

I’m a pretty accepting guy when it comes to social stuff. You wanna get a sex change and join the local community college girls team as a 50 year-old lady with combat experience and biker tats? Fine. But don’t disgrace the good name of basketball in the process. Dr. James Naismith is spinning in his parquet coffin right now. Two points and 2 boards in a LOSS? You couldn’t stay on the court for longer than 7 minutes? And you’re “PROUD of yourself”? This big hebitch needs to step her game up.

You wanna spit in the face of God, go ahead. But don’t spit in the face of collegiate basketball. Don’t spit in the face of competition. If you’re gonna do what you’re doing, then get your shit together and DOMINATE.