A Charlie Brown Christmas Reunion: Because Your Childhood Died A Long Time Ago
There are only so many Hulk Hogan sex tapes and Elmo puppeteer gay statutory rapes you can live through before it’s time to stop saying “there goes my childhood.” Your childhood died YEARS ago. Hoarder Linus hanging himself with a blanket won’t make your world any colder.

Go make fun of a Fat Albert Kwanzaa special or some shit. Don’t ruin Christmas for us.
worriedind. your a faggot
I always wondered why he only takes two bites of that pizza. I mean he paid for that shit, and he’s fat. I guarantee there was a homeless guy sitting right outside that pizza parlor who would have loved 60% of a slice of pizza. What a dick