Thanks to everyone who came out for last night’s Barstool Blackout Tour Foam show at the Electric Factory — according to Twitter you had a pretty good time. Certainly looked like it from my creepy perch in the back. Didn’t even matter if you were half-naked soaked in foam and freezing to death outside afterwards like this chick. Since when is a cab too full to take in a half-naked white girl in drenched see-through clothes at 2AM? So much madness the regular rules of earth don’t apply.