After Scott Hartnell’s Jab At Ex-Wife, Who’s The Next Philly Athlete To Go At A Former Chick On Twitter?
— Scott Hartnell (@Hartsy19) April 1, 2013
Status – Happily Married with two sons and an adopted daughter
Probable Tweet: “@PitchBitch35 and you can keep the black one.”
Status – Uncertain
Probable Tweet: “@MapleLeafDannyGranny if you tell anyone my real age I’ll kill you, eh? Now go tape Matlock and heat up my back pad.”
Status – Wife in Panama with two kids, one of which was not with her.
Probable Tweet: “i no send mas money to @ChoochsCooch. she need to get a job. focus with Aderall maybe. #SingleCoochEnAmerica”
Status – Quick Googling turned up no wife and no kids
Probable Tweet: “@VIPsectionHo what do you mean you didn’t feel sparks? It was my disproportionately small hands and penis, wasn’t it?”
Status – Single gay male
Probable Tweet: “TIRED of @ChrisBosh fronting like we don’t make love under his Ostrich Centaur on the regular.”