Okay Al I know you’re locked out and that you’re a fan of mine, but is it really necessary to even run the Spartan Race like I did? I mean have a little dignity, homey. You can’t be me. We both know your basketball skills and general athleticism are a few notches below mine, so why not just accept these facts and stop trying so damn hard? You finished — great. But why is your shirt so white? No way you crawled in the mud under the 100 yards of barbed wire like I did. Kinda obvious that the Pennsylvania course was the real deal if you didn’t even get muddy in Staten Island. You lose again, Al. Stick to being an out of work millionaire and I’ll stick to being your blatant internet hero.