“I got ready to leave there then walked up and kissed the fucking guard on the cheek and said ‘Thank you, Baby. Roll Tide.’”

True fanhood is freezing your manhood off for 48 hours because you’re too damned ‘Bama to put on an orange jail jumpsuit. Absolutely insane. Here I was wondering how Tannehill couldn’t know the NFL divisions when it’s painfully obvious now that nobody in that part of the country cares about anything but SEC football. This man would take a bullet or watch a gang of thugs beat his mother to death to see Alabama win a National Title, and you can bet every penny to your name that he’s not a graduate of the school.

Never change, South.