Average World Breast Size Map Proves That Everything in China is Tiny
In Soviet Russia, gigantic titties motorboat YOU. Well, I guess American girls having huge jugs almost makes up for our poor showing in the world penis size competition. Almost. I just can’t get over how the Chinese have small tits, too. Maybe they’re more efficient because they don’t have to worry about getting aroused by any big dicks or big tits walking around. Just asexual robotic workers putting in 17-hour days not thinking about the old in out.
PS – Are American chicks stacked up top just because they’re all fat?
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Where do they get this data? Bra sales?
i bet the old silicon bags have alot to do with this chart.
the governator had it right in that video - americans are too worried about the breasticles. Give me an ass and legs like a brazilian any day.
D cup boobs and 40 inch waist here in the US…LOCK!
Confirms my need to get to Scandanavia ASAP. I hear those chicks love American dudes.
I hear it’s the smaller American penis that they can’t get enough of. Maybe they were just being literal
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‘Average’ is a D Cup?
I’d say fat.
“Maybe they’re more efficient because they don’t have to worry about getting aroused by any big dicks or big tits walking around. Just asexual robotic workers putting in 17-hour days not thinking about the old in out.”
Grade A shit right there, I just spit tea all over my shit.
You bitches have this backwards. It’s evolution peeps. Our women (I’m asian) have small tight vaginas so we have evolved our penises accordingly. What does that say about the countries bragging about their penis sizes?