It has been a few months since we list visited the popular Facebook page People of Septa, which features only the strangest characters and leaning-est heroin addicts found on our fair city’s wonderful public transportation system. Just like last time we’re counting down from 10 and the rankings are totally based on my own gut. Which also means they’re 100% accurate. LIST!
I have ADHD. The H stands for “Huge”, not “Herpes”.
If Jeffrey Lurie was never rich.
Pretty sure “Gay Mexicans” are at the top of the southern hate list.
Smart money says no panties.
Two stupid for words.
“Son I been locked up since birth.”
“And this little Piggie wishes Shawna would admit that she needs a wider shoe.”
This one is the most personally painful because the dude looks like he could be my feminine younger brother. POSSIBLY the only case ever where I wished a kid would get fined or arrested for wearing his jeans “hip hop style“.
Cowardly Lion got all that Oz money and his sister is still riding the bus.