It has been a few months since we list visited the popular Facebook page People of Septa, which features only the strangest characters and leaning-est heroin addicts found on our fair city’s wonderful public transportation system. Just like last time we’re counting down from 10 and the rankings are totally based on my own gut. Which also means they’re 100% accurate. LIST!
I have ADHD. The H stands for “Huge”, not “Herpes”.
9.
If Jeffrey Lurie was never rich.
8.
Pretty sure “Gay Mexicans” are at the top of the southern hate list.
7.
Smart money says no panties.
6.
Two stupid for words.
5.
“Son I been locked up since birth.”
4.
“And this little Piggie wishes Shawna would admit that she needs a wider shoe.”
WESTSIDE!
3.
This one is the most personally painful because the dude looks like he could be my feminine younger brother. POSSIBLY the only case ever where I wished a kid would get fined or arrested for wearing his jeans “hip hop style“.
2.
Cowardly Lion got all that Oz money and his sister is still riding the bus.
Its never stopped amazing me that the blacks took a prison style that implied they like Dick in the ass to the mainstream. But the whites are wrong for knocking it and calling people out. Makes sense.
i might be going out on a limb here but #6 might not be totally illiterate. Maybe by “One Life, Two Live” he means a play on words, His life (one life) and maybe he has like two kids or something. thus the saying then has a double meaning.
the hat says “A.D.D.” you illiterate jerk-off. might as well have “One Life Two Live” tatted on your scrotum.
Its never stopped amazing me that the blacks took a prison style that implied they like Dick in the ass to the mainstream. But the whites are wrong for knocking it and calling people out. Makes sense.
I didn’t realize that hip hop style meant advertising that you wanted a dick in your ass. Hip hop sure has changed.
They all need to be euthanized.
Jasm itty could be the dumbest motherfucker on bss. That’s saying something.
Isn’t picture number 6 and 1 the same thing?
Number 4 is the most upsetting photo I’ve ever seen.
#5 lady is soooo pissed at the cameraman
i might be going out on a limb here but #6 might not be totally illiterate. Maybe by “One Life, Two Live” he means a play on words, His life (one life) and maybe he has like two kids or something. thus the saying then has a double meaning.
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eh what am i saying, hes fucking stupid.
“Pretty sure “Gay Mexicans” are at the top of the southern hate list.”
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Nope. Black people and toothbrushes still top the list.
No. 10 A.D.D. Another dumb dickhead.
9 El Pres in disguise
7 Just airin it out
#9……….Pres?……….Dat you?
if you got clothes or hats on talking about your dick like that in public your are DEF a sex offender