Welcome Allisha from Warrington. Strange day today at the Stool. We learned that Turkish wheelchair basketball games cause riots, Rodney King is still apparently a touchy subject, and that KFC is the blackest dude on the Barstool network. Strange, strange day. Hopefully a Smokeshow like Allisha can free our minds from all the madness and give us a moment of clarity.

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