Welcome Christine from St. Joe’s. The internet has officially been taken over by the swarms of Spring Break pictures on Facebook and Instagram. I wish someone would diagram this stuff. I bet half of the internet’s bandwidth is being used uploading blurry bar videos from Panama City Beach. Not that I mind. My Facebook is entertaining as hell now.
Get off your asses and send me a Smokeshow or two. Or I swear I’ll just post a loop video of a fat guy stomach or something. It takes a couple seconds to copy a hot girl’s Facebook URL and email it to firstname.lastname@example.org. Help a brother out and do your part. Don’t make your city look bad.