Welcome Kathryn from Penn State. One of the best things about the holidays: sexy red Mrs. Claus dresses. Kinda creepy when you think about it since the real Mrs. Claus would be like a thousand years old and morbidly obese from all the cookies, milk, and deep-fried elves. Makes me glad the ones around here are Smokes.
Nominate a Smokeshow — email facebook links to firstname.lastname@example.org. And if you wanna actually PARTY with Smokes, you know, in an open venue with foam and lasers and smoke and thumping bass, then maybe you should get tickets to our Barstool Blackout Foam Tour show at the Electric Factory. Just saying. Last time was kind of a big deal.