Welcome Lauren from La Salle. And just in time, too. Definitely the boost we needed on a slow Philly sports Hump Day.

You know what’s not going slow? Tickets for our Electric Factory Blackout FOAM show. I’m tellin ya’ll, don’t come crying when they’re all sold out. GET THEM NOW.

And email me some Smokeshow nominations while you’re at it. Links to Facebook profiles to phillytips@barstoolsports.com.