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Welcome Sarah from Penn State. You know what’s weird, I don’t think I’ve ever been to Penn State. I’ve driven through it and had plenty of friends go there but just never really stopped and partied or anything. One of these days, I guess. Might be fun now that I’m old and don’t have to worry about getting Sandusky’d.

So I guess you guys don’t like Smokeshow posts since you’re slackin on sending me nominations. Maybe I’ll just put up .gif’s of that fat Sixers guy rolling his stomach or something instead. Stop being lazy shits and take the two seconds to email me links to potential Smoke’s Facebook pages. And don’t send me chicks who live in Arizona and have never lived in the area — does me no good. SEND TO PHILLYTIPS@BARSTOOLSPORTS.COM.