Because Sometimes You And Your Middle Eastern Friends Need To Throw Several Dozen Molotov Cocktails At Cop Cars
If there’s one downside to living in a first-world country it’s our complete lack of need to use flaming bottles of alcohol on authorities. Maybe I’ve already mentioned it but “Throw a Molotov Cocktail” is firmly on my bucket list somewhere between “Speed through toll booth while arm is down” “Grab a kid by the facemask and aggressively yell inspirational things at him while coaching a football game”. Look at how much fun these mini-terror maniacs are having. Sure they have to deal with constant political unrest and fear a drone will blow them all to paradise afterlife, but at least they’re having adventures. All I want is a TASTE.