You gotta do what you gotta do. Can’t be out in these streets with some weak-ass vest that’s gonna open up like tissue the second some terrorist puts a gun to your belly. And it WILL happen. Just you wait. You may be in your office or home now laughing like this guy is dumb but when you’re walking home late at night and Al Qaeda, Mexican gang members, and Obama roll up on you what are you gonna do? Exactly — not a damned thing because your vest is untested and your confidence is low. Hillbilly Bob knows the deal. Stupid like a fox.

0:52 to 1:18 = Anticipation.
1:19 = Immediate regret.

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