“Stop resisting!” gave me a legit laugh out loud. Yelling “stop resisting” at a guy you just provoked and arrested for doing nothing is the adult version of forcing a man to smack himself with his own palm while saying “stop hitting yourself”. It was funny when I was a kid and this confrontation is equally funny now. Stop resisting arrest, bro. And while we’re at it, stop planting these drugs on yourself and would you PLEASE stop praising Allah and threatening our country with your terrorist plots? What’s that? You’re not threatening terrorism and instead just asking why you’re getting arrested? I’m sorry I could probably hear you better if your language wasn’t filled with so much hate-speech. Nigger!? That’s it buddy you’re going downtown!

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