Juuust about the most horrifying thing imaginable. It’s probably a bad thing that I get angry that nothing bad happened, right? If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s cocky humans who swear every other living thing on the planet is our natural best buddy who only wants to play with us. Hippie nonsense. I will forever root for people who volunteer to hang out with great whites and grizzlys to be eaten.

Gay marriage I can accept. Humans making friends with the sharks? Not in this lifetime.