Never truly understood why people have such a hard-on for polar bears and pandas. They’re both nothing more than God’s giant murder machines put on this planet to keep human beings in check. Just as a shark’s only purpose is to police the oceans and eat the fish who get too comfortable, polar bears and pandas keep an eye on land. Smiley-ass Coca Cola commercials won’t brain wash me from understanding the truth. Bears rip human faces off.

Kill em all with guns and fire. Polar bear steaks probably taste good as hell.