This guy. Don’t you just wish you could take that accent and bottle it up? Maybe stuff it into one of those digital voice changers from Scream and be able to talk like Ilya Bryzgalov whenever you wanted? Your real voice would be useless in a week.
“Oh That’s-a sumpfing.” Every interview with this maniac is a home run, even when he’s not trying to be funny. If only we felt as confident in his goaltending as we feel in his ability to murder the English language the Flyers wouldn’t have a $50 million question mark on their hands.
Should realanonymous and I hold a call-in Bryzgalov impression contest? Yeah, we might have to do that.