Bullfighting Is Actually Pretty Boring When You Think Abo–OH MY GOD A HORN THROUGH THE LEG
The parallels between bullfighting and NASCAR can’t be overstated. Both are pseudo-sports featuring participants in flamboyant clothing that are boring as shit unless somebody is getting injured. Trying to understand why anyone would watch a dude in spandex taunt and slowly murder a bull for hours on end is like trying to understand why anyone would watch a dude in a Viagra car turn left for 3 hours. Doesn’t make sense unless a person is getting burned alive or flung around by his thigh meat by a pissed off alpha animal.
Credit where credit’s due, though. There are soccer players who writhe around in more pain after being tripped than this guy did after being impaled.
This post has Neil written all over it.
Learn to play through injury, Senor Pussy…
Bullfighting would be so much better if this was the intended result.
That bull was horny for sure……….LOLOL! see it funny because he gotta da horns……
can I blog El Prez?!?!?
fuck you……..
Doesn’t make sense unless a person is getting burned alive or flung around by his thigh meat by a pissed off alpha animal.
It was called slavery and you didn’t find it funny then….
Best sport would be 1 man with a .45 with 13 rounds vs 12 bulls. I’d watch PPV.
Dude had a pretty nice wedgie in those tights.
they should make this like thunderdome, 2 enter 1 leaves. total puss move to have the gay avengers swoop in and break it up when he gets a leg gash, the fuckin bull didnt have his crew come in when he had a fuckin spear in his back
Any sport is a good reason to drink
Why is that bull bleeding profusely out of its back?
Nice Family Guy gimmicked headline Moe.
Walk that shit off. What a pussy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efmI9DZ-CDY
I saw a bull fight in Pamplona last summer…shit is fucked up. Normally I root for my own species but the bull never is given a legit opportunity to win and the matador is essentially torturing. the animal slowly till it dies. That said…the atmosphere of drunken spanish people in a frenzy watching things die is pretty outrageous.
Correction……….There are soccer players who writhe around in more pain after pretending to be tripped than this guy did after being impaled.