The parallels between bullfighting and NASCAR can’t be overstated. Both are pseudo-sports featuring participants in flamboyant clothing that are boring as shit unless somebody is getting injured. Trying to understand why anyone would watch a dude in spandex taunt and slowly murder a bull for hours on end is like trying to understand why anyone would watch a dude in a Viagra car turn left for 3 hours. Doesn’t make sense unless a person is getting burned alive or flung around by his thigh meat by a pissed off alpha animal.

Credit where credit’s due, though. There are soccer players who writhe around in more pain after being tripped than this guy did after being impaled.