Check Out This El Pres’ New Movie Hes Been Hiding From Us
IMDB – David Portnoy, a 15-year-old birding fanatic, thinks that he’s made the discovery of a lifetime. So, on the eve of his father’s remarriage, he escapes on an epic road trip with his best friends to solidify their place in birding history.
Talk about getting blindsided. I mean I’m pretty accustomed to not knowing what’s going on at Barstool since our organization is about as transparent as a brick, but feature-length movies about Pres as a kid and his passion for bird watching? How was I not at least emailed about this?
Hopefully DP can break me and the rest of the network off a few details about this project since its obviously already begun filming and looks to be released in January.
Thanks Jim
This movie is a big metaphor for this website. Dave portnoy and his bird-watching friends (other bloggers), and bird-watching is actually creepily facebook stalking teenage girls. Touring the country in a stolen convertible is actually the blackout tour going to cities to see more teenage girls. It all makes sense
And both this film and DP are ghey.
A movie came out in 2011 called “The Big Year”… Steve Martin, Jack Black, Owen Wilson, Rashida Jones… I was shocked it was very funny… about really over the top Birders trying to set the record for most birds spotted in one year or something.
It’s physically impossible for Portnoy to wear a scuba mask or use binoculars.
You had me at Portman.
This movie will be Awesome! it will only be overshadowed by the docu-drama they did of Mo as a young darkly complected lad in search of the mythical white BBW to harpoon. (the one was Better than jean Luc Picard as Captain Ahab!!!!
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Girls can be “big” and they can can be “w” ..
But beautiful and big just work in any realm except in the BMMM ( Black Man’s miniscule Mind).
Awful casting. That kids nose is tiny.
Maybe if the birds were Toucans or Giant Great Billed Storks this would be more relevant
was the bird nesting in his nose
I used to have an African Grey Parrot — I’d put his reading comprehension skills up against the entire negro NFL corps.
African Greys parrots are quite smart ( about age 6 white kid)
so this is would an easy one.
What is hard and long on a negro man ? — 3rd grade math.