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Chipper Jones: 40, Still Playing, And In The Best Shape Of His Life
I don’t wanna hear anybody say shit about our 110+ RBI first baseman being fat when a supposed contender is starting Kenny Powers here at third. Look at this dude. Hes already surpassed that moment of fathood when your oversized belly button is now visible through your shirt. He’s past “getting fat” and is rounding third heading towards diabetes medication and 24/7 sweatpants. And here you’d think he’d get enough exercise from chasing and shooting Mexicans who come onto his property all day. Just a shame.
Hey, Ryan Howard took BP today:
did anyone in philth-adelphia watch baseball pre-2008?
answer: no.
Ryan Howard needs to lay off those $5 footlongs. Oh yeah and Philly Blows
still a very productive player you fool
wow. TIME TO RETIRE.
You faggot. He’s 40 years old. If Howard is still alive or out of jail by the time he’s 40, let’s compare pictures and stats to see how he looks.
Chipper is a LOCK Hall of Fame player. Fuck off.
It doesnt matter if ryan howard gains 1000 lbs, it doesnt matter how many people watched the eagles before 2008, what does matter is chipper jones looks like shit and the picture is hillarious….fucking trolls go watch more jeremy lin videos or have a nice discussion on who’s photo shoot was more fabulous, faggy AROD or faggy Sanchez.
You can fit a christmas tree up Ryan Howard’s nose.
phillies*
You’re stupid, Chipper hit 18 HRs in 126 games last year while batting .275… Howard only hit .253 and he is in the “Prime” of his career. Suck a fat one. If Howard is hitting 18 hrs and batting .275 when he is 39 i will hand deliver you a million bucks
spot on with the kenny powers, diabetes, and 24/7 sweatpants. A blog.
Howard’s never hit .275 in his career and will be out of baseball in five years. Chipper’s top 3 third basemen and switch-hitters of all-time. He lead the Braves to ten straight division titles over u fuckers. He can eat what he wants.
http://deadspin.com/5887353/counterpoint-chipper-jones-is-not-fat
And these are actual other pictures of him during spring training. Do more research scrub.
since when do you have to be in shape to play baseball???Maurice i’m starting to think you seriously suck at your job.
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