DMThe ladies on The View are never short of opinions and they quickly weighed in on the Chris Brown Twitter argument with comedy writer Jenny Johnson. Elisabeth Hasselbeck went as far as to call Chris Brown’s words verbal rape as she lambasted the singer after he shut down his social network account. Speaking on The View, Elisabeth, 35, said: ‘I think it’s disgusting, first of all. But also, it seems like verbal rape to me. ‘And I think at some point there’s gotta be a point where Twitter should ban anyone who writes anything forever on there and you should identify yourself.’ Although Hasselbeck was not impressed by Brown’s aggressive words, she did also admit that Johnson was partly to blame for the outburst. Fellow guest Whoopi Goldberg agreed that the situation had gotten out of hand, but she disagreed that Brown’s comments should be classed as verbal rape. Whoopi, 57, said: ‘I have to say, if you’re gonna mess with him [Brown], you have to expect to get your head handed to you. ‘Now, I sort of feel like… if you feel like that and you don’t wanna fight, don’t do that, don’t do that. And I disagree with verbal rape, I don’t think that’s verbal rape.

Wasn’t going to write about this Chris Brown/Jenny Johnson Twitter war because who cares about Chris Brown deleting his Twitter and nobody would know comedian Jenny Johnson’s name if she didn’t piggyback on CB’s fame, but any opportunity I have to shit on Elisabeth Hasselbeck I will 100% take. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is hot hot blonde version of Reverend Lovejoy’s wife crying “Won’t somebody please think of the children?” A bitchy stick in the mud with a hot mouth and nice ass. There’s a huge percentage of the American public who are entirely focused on negligible issues yet fail to recognize their own ignorance and bigotry. And Elisabeth Hasselbeck is their queen.

Like am I crazy or did this Twitter chick start it off by calling Chris Brown a “worthless piece of shit”? Because to me that sounds like Verbal Assault, Verbal Stalking, and maybe Verbal Racketeering if any of us knew what that charge actually meant. It’s not like he went out of this way to tell this broad she should suck his dick so he can fart in the middle. She very happily forced herself into this situation — which is the non-verbal rape equivalent of her undressing and following him into the shower.

Not speaking as a Chris Brown fan or even as someone who wants Chris Brown to succeed in life, just as a man who hates crazy bitches with free reign to lie on television. Elisabeth Hasselbeck, if you gave me top I’d shit myself just for the off chance that some of it would drip on you.