Coca Cola Shouldn’t Pay This 3 Gallon-A-Day Coke Drinking Dead Lady’s Family A Single Dime
You didn’t know drinking THREE GALLONS of Coca Cola a day could kill you? “It’s just a soft drink, just like drinking water?” You’ve gotta be out of your diabetic mind to even speak a phrase that certifiably insane. Could quite literally be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. No, soda is not just like water. That’s why they’re two separate things. One’s soda and the other’s water. Soda has water IN it, but I wouldn’t want to over complicate things for you.
Did your 3 gallon a day dead partner ever once check out that white rectangle on the back of the bottle? The one marked “Nutrition Facts”? If she did, she would have noticed that cola has a near infinite amount of sugar in it. That’s how it works. You take water, mix it with some brown, and keep pouring sugar in it until it’s nice and grainy. BAM! Cola!
Let me do some quick math. If a 12oz can of Coke has 39 grams of sugar and there’s 128 ounces in a gallon this dumb lady was drinking 1,248 grams a sugar a day. JUST from Coke. The moral of this story? This lady was an idiot.
She also smoked 30 cigarettes a day apparently so….yeah if I’m Coke I’d tell her family to suck my carbonated dick.
Bitch should’ve just grabbed some buds.
How could you possibly verify that she drinks 18 pints of Coke today. I own 566 shares of KO and as a shareholder, I am glad this 99% has been lining my coffers.
fuck this lady.
thats 44 oz of sugar a day or almost 3 lbs
Mo, congrats on actually doing correct math. BTW, 1248 grams = 2.75 pounds of sugar per day. The big bags of sugar at the grocery store are only 5 pounds. That boggles the mind.
It was her 8 fucking kids that killed her.
is it weird that this article made me want to drink a coke? even weirder, i don’t think i’ve had one in about 3 years.
dooper_scooper, how old are you that you own blue chip stocks? fucking pussy.
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Fuck You.
To everyone who doesn’t give a shit about her death and Fuck You if you encourage it.
Fuck you !
Some one in her trailer park shoulda stopped her when her goddam Teeeeeth Rotted out!!
One less idiot in the world ! I say”Hoorah” good fuckin riddance.. Toothlees gumby Bitch!
the fact that you put “3″ gallons instead of the actual “2″ gallons that it was pisses me off. like you really needed to add an imaginary extra gallon to your headline so people would read? you fucking jew.
fat pig.
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