Homey I’ve played enough Tony Hawk and Skate to know quality shit when I see it. Just because I’m a black dude doesn’t mean you can just throw your legless ass on a skateboard with no skills and expect me to swoon. It’s gonna take some talent. And while you seem to have the basics down, you’re just not hitting the marks necessary to be in any sort of pro competition. I mean — a kickflip? Is that the best you got? You’re using your hands! You should be able to handstand and Christ Air and Darkslide and all that stuff video games taught me is possible. Should be into some new next-level knee-nub shit that Legged Americans like myself can’t even imagine.

Back to the drawing board, Italo.