— Smitty (@SmittyBarstool) October 20, 2013
Let’s first set the scene: the Eagles hadn’t won a home football game in their last eight tries. Anybody remember last home game victory for the Eagles? September 30, 2012 against the Giants AKA the game where EatDatPussy445 came to Philly. At that game I was murdered for wearing a cardigan which was later confirmed to not be a cardigan. Either way the precedent was set: clothes not meant for football games = Eagles victory.
Smitty doesn’t understand this. He wore the same jeans and boots I assume hes worn for about 10 years. The same clothes hes worn while watching the last eight home losses. There are people who continue to do the same thing over and over and expect a different result. You know what they’re called? INSANE.
I heard from some that the scarf was a troll move — and maybe they’re partly right — but it was 100% scarf weather when we arrived. PERFECT scarf weather. Smitty started off the day with only a t-shirt, freezing his ass off and pretending that he wasn’t cold like the worst kind of weather hardo. Can’t stand weather hardos. Pretending you’re not cold when you’re literally shivering doesn’t make you tough. It just makes you look silly. Scarf was an A+ play on my part.
Lastly — look good, feel good, play good. Mike Vick knows what I’m talking about:
Maybe if Nick Foles added some style to his life he would’ve be able to complete a fucking pass. Smitty doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
PS – The “FUCK DALLAS” t-shirt is legit and was the best non-Barstool shirt at the game.
PPS – Lest we forget. BTW, it was NOT breast cancer awareness month.