Justin Bieber was caught smoking pot a little while ago. Now kids are slitting their wrists (the wrong way, mind you) to stop him from smoking weed. I can’t even find the words for this right now. After years and years of nonstop internet I thought I was already desensitized to everything gross, fucked up, and/or retarded…but I’m not ready for this. I’m not ready for kids becoming cutters to stop a teenage singer from doing a drug that doesn’t hurt him.

Whenever people have tried to tell me that kids today are dumber than they were in the past I usually argue that they’re wrong and kids generally are the same, but I’m pretty sure there weren’t any attention-seeking cutter assholes taking pictures of their slit wrists because The Beatles started dropping acid.