This Jay Leno / Jimmy Fallon 2014 situation must have instantly switched Letterman into No Fucks Left mode. My God Dave must have balls of steel to completely ignore the awkward tension and continue asking questions about this bloated fiend’s drug habits. It’s not even like the crowd was enjoying it. Nobody was. Nobody except Dave. “Now I’m the one who’s having the blackouts!”

“…Get it, Lindsay? Because you’re a cokehead alcoholic! Eh whatever it’ll be funnier when you’re dead next year.”