Did Delonte just mouth “I’LL BEAT YO ASS, BOY”? Talk about problems. Bros got perma-herpes and LeBron’s mom’s stank hoo-hoo juice on his breath, now he’s out here proving why thugs and redheads should never mate. Just the ultimate insecure, fight-first, reason-less natural-born instigator mix right there. If a redheaded person is gonna make a child with a black person, there should be some kind of law that forces them to be AT LEAST middle class first. Don’t need these poverty-stricken redheaded negroes out here giving out wet willys and spreading the mouth herps.

Wait…he’s not half redhead? He’s actually half black and half Native American? Well I guess this clears it up. Delonte West is just an asshole.