NFLPhiladelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson was placed on injured reserve Tuesday after suffering broken ribs in a 30-22 loss to the Carolina Panthers on Monday night. Jackson suffered the injury in the first half and did not return to the game after having X-rays on his chest. Jackson was injured on a 2-yard end-around run in the first quarter. He had one reception for 9 yards.

Hopefully — HOPEFULLY — this injury won’t impact the burgeoning future of Jaccpot Records. Hopefully.

So to review:

Jason Peters – double ruptured Achilles
Jason Kelce – torn ACL/MCL
Todd Herremans – snapped ankle
Jason Avant – Hamstring
DeSean Jackson – Chest
Michael Vick – Murdered
LeSean McCoy – Concussion
…who am I missing?

 

Brent Celek, Jeremy Maclin, Stanley Havili, & Evan Mathis are the only non-injured guys from the original offense.