DeSean Jackson Out For The Year With Fractured Ribs
Hopefully — HOPEFULLY — this injury won’t impact the burgeoning future of Jaccpot Records. Hopefully.
So to review:
Jason Peters – double ruptured Achilles
Jason Kelce – torn ACL/MCL
Todd Herremans – snapped ankle
Jason Avant – Hamstring
DeSean Jackson – Chest
Michael Vick – Murdered
LeSean McCoy – Concussion
…who am I missing?
Brent Celek, Jeremy Maclin, Stanley Havili, & Evan Mathis are the only non-injured guys from the original offense.
they are faking. they suffering from the injury called “sucking”
DeSean Jackson is going to be back in the food stamps line within 30 months of his retirement
Lol I can’t believe Eagles fans love this guy so much. What a joke.
Taking the pussy’s way out are you DeSean? The old “My Dream Team Sucks, I’m Injured” trick.
you missed andrew bynum, nice trade there mo.
might as well throw Maclin on that injury list seeing as anytime he gets a pass he gets lit up, guy has the worst luck ever if I were him I would beg Foles not to throw it to me unless I was wide open down field
Mo, you know how most hardos are like, “Barstool is supposed to be a sports blog! Where are the sports!? You guys suck!” Forget that. No one cares about the eagles, sixers, phillies. Stick to mini pedro martinez!
All these players are definitely faking. Mike Vick saved face by not getting benched, he got injured. Everyone else just doesnt want to play for a last place team. Mike Vick could have been back, but he will be “injured” for the rest of the year. We might see the others sparingly the rest of the season. Might as well save them for next year?