Was watching a DeSean Jackson interview on PhiladelphiaEagles.com last night when #10 wandered so deep into one sentence I wasn’t sure watching if he was ever going to make it out. Imaginary words and incorrect tenses just keep piling up on each other like highway car crash. And because I couldn’t find the right way to describe quite how I felt watching DeSean Jackson start a holocaust against the English language, I made a video instead.

R.I.P. English.