Christ almighty, Dirk. Sounds like Sloth from Goonies being molested by Chewbacca who is simultaneously slaughtering cattle with his Wookie. I, personally, am offended by this. The only person that’s allowed to ruin Bruce Springsteen is Bruce Springsteen. And at least he doesn’t ruin himself with his music but rather just with political agendas and trying to get his audience to believe the plight of a billionaire singing about the working man. There are plenty of things I would rather listen to than this vocal atrocity. A walrus drowning a cat by shitting in its mouth would be more on key and easier on the ears than this. I would go as far as to say that I would listen to a legitimate queef-off between Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg than to listen to Dirk sing on a regular basis. Stick to the day job and get that knee healthy before Mark Cuban sees no use for you anymore and deports your Aryan ass.
WASHINGTON DC, MARYLAND, VIRGINIA