Disappointingly Only Finished Ahead Of 80% Of Stoolies Last Week In FanDuel’s NHL Tourney
Huge failure on my part. After racking up win after win after win in our weekly Barstool FanDuel tournaments, it was quite sad to end up way back in 35th out of 178 entries. Definitely not what you’ve come to expect from Barstool’s resident fantasy sports genius. Gonna have to blame that one on the Bruins not starting Rask in net and also the fact that I don’t know who any of the players are.
This weeks rules:
1. $4000 in prizes, $800 for first
2. 178 spots, prizes down to 17th place
3. $25 to join, up to five entries allowed
4. Starts on Thursday at 7pm EST
Games start tomorrow so get your squad together now.
Moe, you’re black, you aren’t finishing ahead of anybody, ever.
Wayne Brady
i bet your dick tingles when you get to type out such an enormous amount of money as $4000
Don’t worry Mo, I’m sure you’ll perform better in FanDuel’s Fried Chicken n’ Waffles Tourney.