Do These Look Like The Faces Of A Mother & Father Who Beat 7 Year-Old Son To Death For Not Reading His Bible?
I mean…WWJD, right?
Couple very important things to remember here. Firstly, never trust anybody with an off-shoot version of the name “Maurice”. The name is “Maurice”, not “Markiece” or anything else. Nobody who has ever held a hood-ified version of my name has ever gone on to do anything positive with their life. Philly already knows about Marreese Speights’ inconsistency playing basketball and consistency trying to “Free Boosie” and call out fat broads on Twitter. He acts that way because his parents named him wrong. Like I bet Maurkice Pouncey is probably out funding terrorism or punting kittens as we speak.
The other very important thing to remember, you know, besides that these people are monsters who don’t understand that a “whoopin” rarely includes violent shaking: call 911 FIRST.
“When the little boy was unresponsive last week, Dina Palmer called her pastor who advised her to dial 911.”
C’mon, Dina. I know you’re a heavy-prayin woman but I’m not so sure your Pastor is going to be able to heal your son from over the phone. Lord knows you don’t want to take him to the hospital with all of their blasphemous “science” and “modern medicine”, but sometimes Big J and his rich Caddy-driving pimp-suited Pastor henchmen can’t do it alone.