Do These Look Like the Faces of Two Old Men Arrested For Trying to Get Blowjays From Male Police Officers In a Public Park?
Floriduh – Another roundup of men who were looking for lust in all the wrong places. Polk County Sheriff’s detectives went undercover and busted five men allegedly asking the detectives to perform sex acts with them at Saddle Creek Park, according to a news release from the Polk County Sheriff’s Office. Two of the five men, Robert Lash, 75, and James Preston Fleming, 68, were additionally charged with trespassing, meaning they had been previously arrested at the park for lewd acts, and as a result were forbidden from being at any county park, the report states. But they just couldn’t stay away. The men busted ranged in age from 43 to 75. Two of the men told the detectives they were married; one said he was divorced, one said he was single and another said he had a boyfriend, according to the report.
See? This is what happens in a country that doesn’t allow gay marriage. You get 75 year-old geriatric gay dudes out cruisin’ the park for BJs with no husband waiting up for them to come home. Old-ass gay men just running amok out here because they live in a world without nagging spouses or the restrictions of wedded matrimony. It’s like a 24/7 lemon party for these two. I mean sure part of me is jealous that these old dudes can get all the old man butt they want until the day they die, but that doesn’t mean it’s right. SOMEBODY has to be looking out for these gay fogies to keep them in line. A “civil union” isn’t gonna keep these bastards from trying to cop a beej in a public park. Only marriage will. They deserve to be just as bored and filled with pent-up spousal rage as the rest of America.