Does Crafting A Phillies Chainmail Made Of Beer Tabs Get This Kid Laid?
God knows why somebody in Philly would send this picture to the chive and not to me, but whatever I won’t hold any grudges. Oh did I say I won’t hold any grudges? I meant to say that there’s no way this gets this kid laid. Maybe, MAYBE if this was an actual armored chainmail that he ordered and painted it could lead toward a couple gobbies or whatever, but not made of out beer tabs. Yeah, your BOYS love it and I’m a little jealous, but that doesn’t mean a real human female with a working brain and vagina will give you access because of this thing. It’s more along the lines of something you wear to a beer pong tourney or what the best MLB The Show player in your house dons after shutouts. I don’t see a single pussy magnet in there. AND you had to piece this together slowly like an old woman doing crochet? AND you’re not sending stuff to Barstool Philly first? Verdict: not laid.
But as always you guys are the judge.
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Thanks Matt and horsey b. (best name ever)
He totally gets laid….but unfortunately its by another man.
Living in a double wide gives individuals a certain knack of accomplishing these stunts. With that being said, it does not get him laid unless you count his Uncle Trevor.
kid should have focused on getting pussy, instead of wasting his time doing this, would have had a better chance
This guy must have just finished watching Commando on Spike..
at a ballgame, no. at his LARP meets on the weekend? balls deep.
If I ever have this little to do with my time, I’d probably jump off a bridge.
Take all this energy and go to the gym. And find a new barber.
that only time this sees pussy is when he is feeding his nana’s cats.