Does This Look Like The Face Of A 73 Year-Old Lady Who Drunk Drove Into A College Kid Outside Of A Church On Her Way To Her AA Meeting?
It’s imperative we discuss the real story here because every other news outlet seems to have buried the lede under a mountain of injured church kids and slander. Brenda Geers is 73!? She looks FANTASTIC!
I’m not sure how all of these people have the nerve to critique her lifestyle when this drunk-ass senior bitch doesn’t look a day over 60. It’s gotta be the constant boozing with little regard for human life, right? Truth be told, there are millions of rapidly-aging ladies with low self esteem who would gladly take a DUI and a vehicular assault charge for wrinkle-free skin and vibrant eyes like hers. And this ain’t some Glamour Shots chin-to-fist Photoshop job — Brenda Geers looks this solid in a mugshot!
Really hope the kid is okay and comes through with a full recovery, but let’s not lose sight of the big picture because of one accident. Whatever concoction of spirits this woman has had in her diet is the true fountain of youth. Time to investigate, Science.