Does This Look Like The Face Of A Chinese Snack Factory Worker Who Fell Into A Machine And Somehow Survived Being Folded In Half?



DM – A man has been rescued after being completely folded over in an industrial machine. The horrific incident occurred at a snack factory in Dalian, northeast China’s Liaoning Province. It is understood the man had got into trouble after being been sucked into the machine. Once the alarm was raised, it took firefighters 15 minutes to disassemble the machine and gently free him. He was rushed to hospital and into surgery.
Yup. Yes it does.
Regulation-free paradise over there. Twenty yuan says that owner probably doesn’t get sued and that worker is back crafting snacks in a month.

a month? This aint fucking Japan, Fung Ming will resume his shift in the afternoon, make up for the time he missed, and the cost of this debacle will be deducted from his 7 cents an hour.
For some reason I have a hankering for a pretzel…
Soon China will be subcontracting it jobs to Detroit and black unemployment will be at a record low of 80%!
He is definitely going to be punished for the downtime on that machine
People don’t realize the blood, sweat and awesome white boots that go into fine snack food products
this place definitely has an A rating on its front window
comment section is killing it right now
They had to disassemble the machine? That’s coming out of his paycheck. Apple needs those parts and they needed them yesterday.
try our newest snack asian flavored pretzels
He’s rucky to be arive.
The best is the line on the bottom saying “Quirky China News”. A man gets folded by a machine and that’s just quirky?
Chinamen bending over backwards for their job is a sign of honor. this is the best day of this guys life.
I hate CHina – don’t give a flying fuck about their people, their children, or anybody else except the communist elite and becoming a “superpower” – don’t EVER trust a chinaman, they would LITERALLY sell their own kid away
nice boots
15 minutes later…the machine was hungry again
Yup, the Chinese and mastered the Human Fortune Cookie
Another twenty yuan says whatever snack they were making in that machine got packaged up and shipped out as if nothing happened.