Does This Look Like the Face of a Former Pennbrook Vice Principal Who Paid His Students $1 Every Time They Masturbated?
Philly.com – A former vice principal in the North Penn School District who encouraged a student in his care to masturbate and then text the official about it for money, pleaded guilty this morning to two counts of corruption of minors and one of cocaine possession. Charles D. Hurst, 37, of the 200 block of Somerset Court, Lansdale, entered an open guilty plea in a courtroom in Norristown. The open plea means that Common Pleas Court Judge John L. Braxton, who presided over the hearing, will set penalties at sentencing, scheduled for May 16. In the meantime, Hurst will be free on $100,000 unsecured bail. Hurst was arrested on Sept. 24 and accused of child-endangerment after developing what police said was an inappropriate relationship with a then 14-year-old boy at the Pennbrook Middle School in North Wales where Hurst worked. Hurst taught the teen to masturbate in September 2009, the affidavit said. The teen told police the topic would come up roughly twice a day, and that Hurst gave him an extra $1 in his allowance, each time he reported the sexual act. As the relationship grew, police said, Hurst became demanding and angry if the teen didn’t text him back right away.
C’mon little man, the Assistant Principal is befriending your mom, taking you out to Sixers games and ski trips, PAYING YOU A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME YOU MASTURBATE…and you don’t even have the decency to text him back right away? That’s some foul unappreciative shit. Do you even realize how long it took Principal Hurst to work up the guts to even bring up your penis in conversation? That’s a very difficult thing to start with a student. I just don’t see why you had to be such an ungrateful little bitch about the whole thing. I can guarantee that if the government started paying dudes $1 to jerk off with the only stipulation asking that they text afterwards, Verizon and AT&T would shut down from the shear bandwidth traffic alone.
“Hey Fred where’d you get that new 3DTV?”
“Government dollar masturbation program. About to go upstairs and work on Sarah’s college tuition right now.”
Thanks Rob and Heynowroy