Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Being Investigated For Public Masturbation Who Masturbated While Secretly Filming The Investigating Officer’s Junk From A Bathroom Stall?
Ahh, it appears the masturbatee has become the masturbated. Or, I mean, has become the masturbator. Actually, wait…none of that makes sense.
What’s important here is that this man pulled off one of the best switcheroos in this history of self-pleasure. One second you’re a State Trooper hot on the trail of a completely naked madman jerking off down the highway like the antidote is inside, and the next he’s videotaping your balls from a bathroom stall with his pants around his ankles. Gay masturbatory criminal genius.
Haters hate. Masturbators masturbate.