Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Found Watching Kids In The Park With His Pants Unzipped, A Knife, And A Packet Of Kool-Aid?
There are a few important possibilities here to think about when considering the Kool-Aid packet portion of this story:
Scenario A: This man just casually had Kool-Aid in his pocket that he was planning to whip up back at the crib later. No huge problem with that, although carrying Kool-Aid on you as a black man about to do something illegal is incredibly embarrassing to the race. Can’t have Kool-Aid on your person, ever. Especially if you’re about to masturbate to minors.
Scenario B: The police actually planted the Kool-Aid on David Lee Wright, seeing it as a hilarious racist gag. Kind of like sprinkling crack on a guy.
“Is this YOUR Kool-Aid?”
“Man I don’t know where y’all got that y’all planted that shit on me.”
“Tell it to the judge, Kool-Aid!”
Scenario C: David Lee Wright was going to masturbate with the Kool-Aid. Now this is by far the wildest of the three but also may be the most likely. It’s not like he didn’t have all of the rest of his go-to masturbatory needs: unzipped pants, plenty of napkins, a clear view of children playing at the park, etc. Maybe rubbing Kool-Aid all over his stuff is part of his fetish.
Sick world out there.