mr george

mynews13Orlando police arrested a man for punching an Orlando Police Department horse. Police said the horse, named Mr. George, was on patrol with an officer. They were conducting crowd control in downtown Orlando early Saturday morning when they heard an argument. Mr George and his officer went to disperse the crowd. Police said that’s when Korey Jerelds began yelling “F*** them horses,” and started punching the horse on the left side of his neck several times. Mr. George was not seriously hurt. Jerelds was arrested and charged with interfering with or obstructing a police dog/horse.

Fuck ‘em. What’s a horse ever done for anybody besides give them companionship, transportation, shelter, clothing, glue, and some of the greatest paintings in art history? Useless monsters, all of ‘em. Eric Berry knows what I’m talking about.