Does This Look Like the Face of a Muslim Guy Who Was Detained After Suspiciously Lingering In An Airplane Bathroom But Later Explained He Was Just Taking Part In A Customary Penis-Cleaning Ritual?
floriDUH – A group of Muslims was detained Wednesday at Orlando Sanford International Airport, apparently because Members of the group were lingering in the bathroom after asking for a cup of water, thus arousing suspicion, according to an Orlando Airport director, reports the Orlando Sentinel. Muhammad Musri, president of the Islamic Society of Central Florida, told the Orlando Sentinel that devout Muslims customarily clean their private parts with water after using the restroom,a procedure known as istinja, and that is likely what members of the group were doing.
That’s not fair, Muslims. Not even in the slightest. What do you expect us to think? Secret cup of water? Lingering in the bathroom for far too long? Oh, he must just be customarily cleaning his genitals as per the sacred ritual of Istinja. C’mon, Muslims. Help us out. You know you look how you look and you know we think what we think. You got ancient genital-cleaning traditions you must abide by? Hey — no problem. Just maybe next time gave a dude on the plane a heads-up about your penis water cup ceremony and everybody else stuck 35,000 feet up inside a tiny metal coffin wouldn’t think the worst. No racism intended. Just help us help you.
I beat off in airplane bathrooms
wish I had a dollar for every time I’ve cleaned a penis in the bathroom
gaystoolie with the comment of the day.
this is no lie. used to work for a software company (programmers were all middle eastern or asian). I’m in the bathroom one day, washing my hands, sink’s next to the urinal, as I go to dry my hands, the muslim fella at the urinal reaches over, turns the tap on, and splashes his junk with water a couple times. Fuckin madness.
you mean they don’t pay for your services gaystoolie? your getting worked in more ways than one
it’s true. they do it to be clean for prayer. it is a requirement as you cant pray without washing your balls first if you’ve pissed b/w prayers. had to do it as a kid before i stopped giving a fuck about religion. it was the worst. mom still does that shit. fucking water all over the bathroom floor all the time.