ArbroathA bizarre break-in at a Goodwill Store in Sherman, Texas, is perplexing the charity and police alike. A naked man smashed through the glass at the store and put on a red dress and heels. Police say that’s just one of the unusual things the man did that night. Sherman police and Goodwill workers say it’s one of the most bizarre things they’ve ever seen caught on tape. The man in the video is now in the Grayson County jail charged with three different crimes. When Goodwill employees looked at their surveillance tape, they couldn’t believe what they saw: A man, bleeding, wearing a dress and carrying a purse. “It just makes you wonder what the heck somebody can do,” said Bill Williams, Goodwill’s operations director. “Just for one person to tear up what he tore up… it kind of looked like a war zone in here.” Sherman police identified the intruder as 33-year-old Adam Mabery, who broke through the glass window of a nearby motel, then cut himself on the head and arm. They say Mabery walked down Texoma Parkway to the Goodwill store, broke in, then went on a rampage — splattering blood on everything. “We had eight barrels of donations that hadn’t been processed yet. And every one of those had to be thrown out,” said Lisa Gann, a Goodwill spokeswoman.

First of all “This is the same store hit multiple times by thieves around Christmas”? Really, thieves? You’re stealing second-hand clothes now? Jesus things must be rough if criminals can’t even muster the dignity to steal new clothes and are rummaging through piles of Jnco jeans and Southpole jackets.

So…bath salts? Meth? Or maybe it was some sort of ultra combo King size Lunchables pack with compartments for both because to go from chilling in your motel watching basic cable to jumping through a window, running down a highway naked, breaking into a Goodwill store, and bleeding on everything takes a certain level of insanity that’s hard to reach without the right drugs. But to say Adam destroyed $30,000 worth of stuff? There’s no way that store has $30,000 worth of stuff to damage in the first place. It’s a Goodwill store — just clean up some of the bigger pools of blood and call it a day. A little sex offender blood never hurt anybody.

PS – Borat you sneaky fuck.