Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Named Rape Who Moonwalked Instead Of Performing Roadside Sobriety Tests?
And here we have the funniest case of legitimate drunken Rape…probably ever.
Firstly — somebody in that family has gotta step up to the plate. Get it done. Rape is not a name that should have lasted for this many generations. Wouldn’t matter if your name was respected like the Kennedys or if you were billionaires because your great-great-great grandfather Donald Garfield Rape invented the abortion, Rape is not the type of handle you allow to stick around.
Now having said that, regardless of her name, I think Ms. Rape and I may have a future together. How trill is this chick? Drunk driving a Cadillac — check. Uncooperative with police — check. Moonwalking instead of performing sobriety tests — check. PLUS she’s kinda cute?
Pretty sure this is what love feels like.